Archive for January, 2008

23
Jan
08

I fought the sprawl and the sprawl won

So I have a new client way off in the the land of the setting sun – Mississauga.  To those outside of the greater Toronto area – think of any standard North American suburb – wide fast roads, big box stores, cavernous parking lots as well as large housing developments and industrial parks.  Like someone pointed out in, I think, Radiant City, living, working, and shopping spaces are all segregated from one another and connected by big roads.

Anyway, I carpooled with a colleague for my first day but determined that at about 29km, it was a do-able commute and resolved to start commuting by bike on Tuesday.  Yesterday was the big day and I loaded up my panniers, put on my clothes and looked out the window.  As it was still dark and we’re pretty high up, I couldn’t tell what it was doing weather-wise.  One clue was that all of the streetlights had halos, though, which meant snow.  Undaunted, I checked the weather and saw that we were supposed to get 2-4 cm (1-2″) over the course of a day.  How bad could it be?

The ride took me along Bloor street for most of the way and at least through the Toronto portion of Bloor, it was mostly fun.  Traffic wasn’t that bad, weather was snowy but liveable, and there was no wind to speak of.  Bloor is an interesting street that travels through several different neighbourhoods of every sort.  That changed, though, as I approached the western limits of Toronto.  At that point, the traffic got more dense, sped up a fair bit, and there were fewer bikes.  I saw my last biker somewhere around High Park.  Also, by this time the snow had picked up and was sticking to my glasses which required that I stop every km or two to clear them.

Finally I made it to Mississauga and the roads had become so slippery that it was time to move to the sidewalk.  Now normally I am not a sidewalk-rider and am annoyed by those who do when there is a perfectly good road there.  However, in the suburbs, what I’ve found is that the sidewalks only have people on them near bus shelters.  And besides, with the snow, I wouldn’t be going much faster than a walk myself.

Finally nearing my destination I turned to cut through a quiet and empty residential area and went back on the road.  The good news is there were no cars.  The bad news is that there was also nothing but snow on top of ice.  And as you’d expect as I slowed to prepare to stop at a stop sign my bike instantly turned on its side.  I was fine, and the nearest car was so far in the distance he couldn’t be seen but still it shook me up a little and coloured the trip just that little bit darker.  The bad news was that when I hit the ground I landed on the right side – the same side as the pannier that contained my laptop.  The same pannier that came unhooked on a bump earlier that day and hung by its hook banging on the ground for a few feet until I stopped. Now the laptop is slow and a bit old but that’s not the way I wanted to get it replaced.

Finally, after about 2 hours I made it to work.  I spent much of the morning feeling a bit defeated.  While the first 10-12 km of the trip were really enjoyable, the last 15 or so were miserable on so many levels.  The word soul sucking comes to mind.  Still, part of me looked forward to the trip home.

Though the snow was meant to have stopped an hour before I left, as I left it was snowing and there was now a huge wind in my face.  However, the difference with the return trip is that I had lots to look forward to.  Where riding out to Mississauga only left me with the prospect of worse cycling conditions, the return trip promised to undo all of that.  And indeed it did.  The ride through Mississauga was about the same, but by the time I got past the 427, things improved steadily.  The wind was now at my back, giving me a bit of a helpful push.  And just after the 427 I saw my first other cyclist.  By the time I got to Jane street, the streets were once again populated with people and there were a number of Christmas lights up.  Now I’m not one to celebrate Christmas but there was something so welcoming about seeing that along with the other cyclists that started popping up more and more as I rode further east. 

By the time I hit Dufferin, though, I was out of gas so to speak.  Cycling burns calories as you know, and it is harder with the resistance of the snow.  I’m sure also stress helps burn a few calories so it was time.  Fortunately there was a hot dog stand and I picked one up.  On the one hand this was necessary – I don’t know as if I’d want to try to make it home without a snack.  On the other hand, I hadn’t thought about what would happen to the clothes I was wearing under my waterproof pants and shell which were now damp with sweat.  I’ll tell you what happens – they get damned cold is what.  By the time I had finished eating I was very cold and it took me a good 10-15 minutes to get back up to temperature.

The rest of the trip home was relatively uneventful and I was physically feeling good by the time I got to within about 5 km of my home.  I even considered making a quick stop at the store to pick up a few things.  Fortunately I didn’t because a couple km later my legs started making suggestions like “Perhaps you could coast home the rest of the way or maybe make a sail out of your coat and give us a break.  We’ve just about had enough, thanks!”

After 2 hours I got home totally wiped out, we were extremely bad and ordered pizza instead of making dinner, and I spent most of the night on the couch reading a book.

And today I go back.  However, suburbia has beaten me for the time being.  It is bad enough that it is about 60 km round trip (which I could get used to over time), but with the snow, bad drivers, and generally bad feeling about the whole city, I just am not up to the task and am picking up a rental car this morning.  Part of me feels bad about it.  After all, I could do it again if I had no other choice, and really, isn’t it this same attitude that has equipped everyone in the suburbs with a car?  On the other hand, I am pretty pleased that I made it as far as I did under the conditions that I was faced with.  It was definitely an interesting adventure though one I would rather not attempt again until the weather and road conditions improve.

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21
Jan
08

New Talking Stick Podcast Up

Have a listen here.

14
Jan
08

New podcast up

For the first time in maybe 2 years I’ve put together a podcast. This one is a collaborative effort – one in which one person (in the first episode it is me), records a few minutes on a subject then passes the baton and the audio to to another random person who then records what is on their mind relating to the subject. The chain continues for about 30 minutes at which point the episode is published and posted. After that, others can respond via audio or text and they will be released as follow-up episodes.

Have a listen here: Talking Stick Podcast. If you’re interested in contributing, and are on facebook, feel free to join the group here

12
Jan
08

My favourite Dr. Seuss Story

One of his better ones… The only one that comes close is The Butter Battle Book.

12
Jan
08

My Stripper Name

It took until last night for me to realize it, but I have a “stripper name”. By that I mean I have a name I use when I’m “on stage” in the public eye that is different than my “real name”. The purpose of that second name being that I make it difficult for the audience to know who I am without my consent.

The difference, though, is that since not long after Paul was born, I began to consider my real name as the one that I use here. Unlike most pop stars and entertainers, my stage name, though, is the one on my birth certificate. It just seemed a little strange…

12
Jan
08

Question meme

This one’s from Paxye:

1. Do you wear a name tag at work? No – not unless you count a security badge as is required by most of my clients.

2. What kind of car do you drive? Chain driven beater bike most of the time, folding bike other times. I probably rent a car a 10-15 days/year but otherwise don’t use one.

3. What do you order when you go to Taco Bell? Bean burritos – lately I’ve been trying to be mostly vegan and so I avoid the cheese. That said, I have been a total of twice in the past year.

4. Have you ever had a garage sale? We had a couple when I was a kid but not as an adult.

5. What color is your iPod? I killed two, both white. First just died of old age (?). Second one as drowned in my waterproof pannier with a water bottle that wasn’t completely closed. Now I have a creative Zen V – black with blue trim.

6. What kind of dog do you have? none

7. What’s for dinner tonight? Tonight was my company’s (late) holiday party. No vegan option so parsnip soup, and some “veggie wellington” thing – puff pastry with cheese and veg.

8. What is the last alcoholic beverage you had? 2 years ago there was a fair bit of ouzo in a raw beef ethiopian dish I had. It was delicious but it wasn’t until I was part way through that I realized how potent it was.

9. Stupidest thing you ever did with your cell phone? My blackberry was in the same pannier as my second ipod. Strangely enough, it managed to survive!

10. Last time you were sick? Since starting to exercise and pay attention to what I eat I haven’t been sick. I had been healthy for a while before that too so I’d have to say well over a year now. *knocks wood*

11. How long is your hair? Maybe an inch?

12. Are you happy right now? Yes, overall a good night. Tired as it is very late but wired as I was out with coworkers and then rode my bike home.

13. What did you say last? Said hello to Sage who got up briefly when i walked in the door.

14. Who came over last? One of the other homeschooling mums.

15. Do you drink beer? No

16. Have your brothers or sisters ever told you that you were adopted? I’m the eldest though really, if you knew me versus the rest of my family you might think I was.

17. What is your favorite key chain on your keys? I don’t really have one that I’m that fond of. I suppose I could count the little blue light on one of my bike lock keys.

18. What did you get for graduation? A ticket out of my parents’ house

19. Whats in your pocket? No pockets in this pair of sweatpants.

20. Who introduced you to Dane Cook? Dane Cook? I guess now you could say wikipedia.

21. Has someone ever made you a Build-A-Bear? No, thank *god*. Do we really need more useless crap in our lives?

22. What DVD is in your DVD player? Sage and Paul watched The Ant Bully while I was gone.

23. What’s something fun you did today? Had a lovely ride home. The streets of Toronto are peaceful and beautiful after midnight.

24. Who is/was the principal of your high school? When? There were a few. I can’t remember the name of any of them at the moment, though.

25. Has your house ever been TP’d? no

26. What do you think of when you hear the word “meow”? our cats

27. What are you listening to right now? Shape of My Heart by Sting from my playlist “20 songs I haven’t ever listened to” in Amarok.

28. Drinking? nothing. After seemingly gallons of mineral water, tonic water, and decaf coffee I think I am sufficiently hydrated.

29. What is your favorite aisle at Wal-Mart? When we go… (it is pretty far from here) I have been to Wal Mart twice this year when I was out of town and there weren’t any alternatives. That was two times too many.

30. When is your mom’s birthday? October 30

31. When is your birthday? Nov 5

32. What’s the area code for your cell phone? 416

33. Where did you buy the shirt you’re wearing now? thinkgeek.com

34. Is there anything hanging from your rear view mirror? Sorry, don’t have one. I should probably get one of those that goes on the end of my handlebar one of these days.

35. How many states in the US have you been to? Too tired to count – probably about half.

36. What kind of milk do you drink? Almond

37. What are you going to do after this? head for bed, most likely

38. Who was the last person you went shopping with? Paul

39. What is your favorite fruit? Lately I’ve been quite enamored with apples.

40. What about your favorite dessert? Chocolate mousse would be nice right about now.

41. What is something you need to go shopping for? Waterproof cycling pants for my new commute that starts in a week or two.

42. Do you have the same name as one of your relatives? Middle and last.

43. What kind of car does one of your siblings drive? One sibling, no idea what he’s driving right now.

44. Do you like pickles? yes

45. How about olives? I didn’t used to but that was because all I had been exposed to were green from a jar or black from a can. Now that I have found kalamata and other nicer varieties I love them.

46. What is your favorite kind of gum? Wintergreen flavoured, forget the brand.

47. What is your favorite kind of juice? grapefruit

48. Do you have any tan lines? I have a bit of a farmers tan from cycling in a t-shirt.

49. What hospital were you born in? William Beaumont Army Medical Center

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11
Jan
08

NMFP?

Yesterday I came across an article on blog.to talking about the banning of plastic bags in China and wondering if it couldn’t be done here in Ontario or at least Toronto. I have to say, overall, the comments thread has been very disappointing.

What I see most of all are representatives of an attitude that seems to be epidemic in North America. Excuse-making for why a person (or government) is not doing something that could potentially help the environment. Here are some examples of general ideas I’ve seen:

“Why should we do ‘x’ – it is just too hard! Nobody will do it.” Whether someone is talking about reducing emissions, eliminating plastic bags or switching from one’s personal car to transit or bike, this one is trotted out all the time. It’s a tired excuse and says more about the person giving it than anything. What other hard things don’t you want to do? Properly parent? Go to university? Get up early in the morning to go to work?

Another one that bugs me is simply denying that the problem exists. Whether it be climate change, litter, or environmental illness many people and even governments are prone to denying either the severity or the existence of the problem. My response: So what? What’s the worst that happens if you implement it? Quality of life improves one way or another. Reduce the number of cars in the city of Toronto and you can expect smog to improve, and traffic to improve for people on bikes and travelling via transit. Take steps to reduce carbon and other emissions by reducing use of cars and electricity or by choosing alternative energy and if the climate isn’t really changing then big deal – we’ve reduced other emissions, made our petroleum supplies last a bit longer and are better prepared for the eventual point when we actually are far enough into peak oil that it really isn’t feasible to drive everywhere in our gas-powered cars.

There’s also the camp of “So what if I stop, everyone else is going to keep doing it.” This has been trotted out by governments to support their not signing on to Kyoto and by individuals as well. Why should I inconvenience myself with reusable bags when people will just keep using them and I’ll be the only one inconvenienced. Get over it, everyone gets inconvenienced sometimes, maybe it’s your turn for a change.

Annoying also are those who point out “bigger” problems. Why deal with plastic bags which are only a small piece of the trash – start with cups and cigarette butts. They’re the real problem! I’ve got an idea: Deal with those problems also.

Perhaps the most annoying are apologists such as Beth Maher in the linked article who simply state “If it’s hard and I have to go out of my way to do it, I probably won’t do it. I’m lazy.” Again, as I said above, get over it. There are hard things you have to do in one’s life, deal with it. The value of doing something is not dictated by how high the fun to difficulty ratio is.

Which is not to say that I haven’t, and am still not falling into some if not all of the above traps. There are days when I think it is too hard and not very fun to cycle to work in the rain and I take transit. There are days when I think a bowl of Vietnamese beef noodle soup sounds too good to pass up. But can we at least, as a society, at least agree on a positive direction to move in and actually do it more than we avoid doing it and quit kidding ourselves with excuses as to why it isn’t our problem and start doing things because they’re the right thing to do and not because they’re fun and all our friends are doing them?

06
Jan
08

Bringing Freedom?

Looks like we’re not just bringing “Freedom” to Iraq. Want to help the so-called “War on Terror”? Get these folks out of Iraq now. Let’s see – we’re killing tens of thousands of innocent people, practising imperialism (in action if not in name), and attacking the spiritual and cultural way of life for an entire nation. It isn’t difficult to see why people are upset As long as the US and its government supports these people we are making enemies left and right. Let’s hope that in November we get a government that understands this.

04
Jan
08

Am I a Hippie?

According to the quiz, I am:

You are 72% hippie.

You have a wide-open mind and you have gone to the hippie toolbox, taken what you needed from it, and built your own beautiful life. You defy stereotypes. Perfect score.

Are you a hippie?
Quizzes for MySpace

01
Jan
08

Robert Newman’s History of Oil.

Brenda Dayne suggested I watch this quite some time ago but I put it off and then completely forgot about it.  We were chatting this morning and she brought it up again and as I had time I watched it right away.  It’s a fantastic and interesting look at the history of oil and motivations for oil wars over the past 100 years or so.  Apparently Robert Newman was an extremely popular stand-up comic in the UK before getting into activism.  Watching this film, it is quite clear that not only has he not given up stand-up comedy, he is very clever and funny.  Definitely 45 minutes well-spent.

Robert Newmans History of Oil

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